*after handing me a stack of political ads from the mailbox*
Simon: "You should vote for Romney because he's going to increase jobs and lower taxes for Americans."
I just wish both sides would stop wasting so much paper.
What My Kids Say
Simon: "Did you pre-order the new Diary book?"
Me: "Of course I did."
Simon dancing like this...
My boo has zero rhythm like his mama
What My Kids Say
Simon: "I just don't understand why I can't get a tarantula."
What My Kids Say
*Theo knocking on my door at 10:30 PM*
Theo: "I can't sleep."
Me: "Do you want me to sleep in your bed until you fall asleep?"
Theo: "No thanks"
Umm, why is he at my door? lol
What My Kids Say
As Alvin & Simon looked through last year's edition of Guinness World Records, there was a picture of Beyonce & Jay Z standing together.
Simon: *pointing* "Do you know him?"
Alvin: "No. I guess he must be Beyonce's boyfriend or something."
