Alvin slid this under the bathroom door....
What My Kids Say
Simon: "Don't forget to bring your wallet, so we can get drinks after the pool."
Me: "Where's your wallet?"
Simon: "I'm trying to save my money." umm, but he has no problem using mine. #icant
What My Kids Say
Alvin to Simon: "I feel like eating something sweet....like strawberries or something."
Simon: "Me too."
Umm, wow! I never thought I would hear anything like that....especially from Alvin. I remember when he didn't eat anything.
What My Kids Say
Simon: *laughing* "What kind of dancing is that? Did you make it up? It looks funny."
He's just jealous because he can't move like me. lol
Fighting Over Custody "What My Kids Say"
Alvin: "Mom, he's trying to steal my plant!"
Simon: "He doesn't take care of it. I can do a better job."
Alvin: "It's not your choice! It belongs to me!"
Simon: "Mom, how about you decide?"
I've been appointed judge?
Me: "How about we all go to bed?"
They scatter like roaches....
