Monique 8/31/12 Monique 8/31/12

What My Kids Say

Alvin slid this under the bathroom door....

Monique 8/19/12 Monique 8/19/12

Simon: "Don't forget to bring your wallet, so we can get drinks after the pool."

Me: "Where's your wallet?"

Simon: "I'm trying to save my money." umm, but he has no problem using mine. #icant

Monique 7/23/12 Monique 7/23/12

Alvin to Simon: "I feel like eating something sweet....like strawberries or something."

Simon: "Me too."

Umm, wow! I never thought I would hear anything like that....especially from Alvin. I remember when he didn't eat anything.

Monique 7/19/12 Monique 7/19/12

Simon: *laughing* "What kind of dancing is that? Did you make it up? It looks funny."

He's just jealous because he can't move like me. lol

Monique 7/12/12 Monique 7/12/12

Fighting Over Custody "What My Kids Say"

Alvin: "Mom, he's trying to steal my plant!"

Simon: "He doesn't take care of it. I can do a better job."

Alvin: "It's not your choice! It belongs to me!"

Simon: "Mom, how about you decide?"

I've been appointed judge?

Me: "How about we all go to bed?"

They scatter like roaches....